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Aug. 8th, 2006
07:23 pm - Vore Fetish (And whatever else)
Okay. Read carefully.
Vore.
Is.
Really.
Creepy.
What is a vore fetish? It involves being turned on by the thought of being eaten by larger animals, or being a larger animal eating smaller animals.
Yes, you read that right. Now maybe I'm just crazy, but when I imagine getting eaten by an animal, oh I don't know- I imagine it going like this.
I scream, drool, puke, and cry until snot comes out of my nose, in extreme amounts of pain as my flesh is ripped to pieces and eaten, little by little, until I've lost so much blood that everything goes black, my last memories being slow and agonizing. Then the leopard drags my corpse to a tree and leaves me there for a midnight snack.
But now I'm curious. What are the origins of Vore? How can anyone, especially alot of anyones be ensnared by this freakish fetish?
Is this simply one of those things that the internet has oh-so-curteously dragged upon the doorstep or does it have its roots with some creepy explorer going to creepy islands?
Now the idea of being inside someone or someone being inside you- yeah, yeah, typical sex, that's fine. But I just can't imagine the desire to be inside someone's stomach, especially alive. Call me crazy but I figure if stomach acid can cook raw clams I'm screwed.
Don't even get me started on Unbirth, ugh. Thinking about it is alot like watching free porn.
It makes me scared to ever have sex, ever. Seriously, unbirthing sounds like something I swear I saw on Tales of the Crypt.
Wikipedia.
" 2. The other form of Unbirthing is called "Partial Unbirthing". It is the only practical unbirthing possible and is a variety so extremely rare that only a few know about real cases. Even then it is only a "partial" unbirthing -- consisting of just the adult head into a vagina. [...] Less than one couple in a million actually practice this sexual activity. This makes "partial unbirthing" or so called "adult heading" one of the most rare forms of human sexual activity."
And I thought fisting was the worst that could be asked of a hooker.
I'll never be able to watch Alice in Wonderland again. D:
How the hell do these fetishes start- what's wrong with normal sex, with maybe a few handcuffs and chains thrown in, huh?!
I blame anime.
You bring a tentacle near me and I swear I'll chop it up and throw it in some bibimbap, bitch!
Jul. 25th, 2006
08:19 pm - Introduction - Mary Sue
Haaaaaallloooo.
This is a blog done by two people (oh god, yes, the double act) Oppolo and Kerttu.
http://kerttu.deviantart.com
http://oppolo.deviantart.com
In case you're just brimming with curiosity. So that's really all I have to say about the introduction of this journal, aside from that it's a project done because we're both bored.
So, I'm gonna vent a little. We both come from a role playing guild called Atas Cosita (check it out). And now, I'm gonna be a total dork and talk about some things that annoy me to no end when it comes to Role Playing.
MARY SUE CHARACTERS.
Obviously not enough people have been made aware of this role playing snake in the toilet. Anne Rice obviously hasn't.
A Mary Sue character is a character that can do it all (that's right, even the higher difficulty level kama sutra poses, while they cook eggs, help people deliver children, and paint a portrait). Is good looking, has a long life span, can do anything they please or need to do.
I'm going to quote Khosan.
"The epitome of bad RP and a character that has an entirely too large strength/weakness ratio."
Do people just not realize how boring Mary Sue characters are? How typical? It's like the person who's playing them is screaming- more like broadcasting on the most attractive woman on earth's breasts as they pose in Maxim- "Role playing is not a hobby for me! It's my life! This is how I compensate for my faults!" And then a little part of me wants to stop role playing, and start eating hearts (not brains, I imagine these brains have a nutritional value equivalent to the McDonald's dollar menu).
Now what I don't understand is why female mary sue characters that are sluts dislike female mary sue characters that are sluts. I wonder if there's some equation or scientific theory involved. Oh, right, I know.
P = MS
Shut the fuuuuuuck up. The ONLY reason you dislike that other slut is because she's getting as much attention from the male characters as your character is(I heard sex in real life is fantabulous - it might just be a rumor but you never know). Why don't you create an original character? Oh right, original characters don't get attention. God forbid you make a character that has issues like a REAL PERSON, or might be a social commentary (like a holier-than-thou godly type) or a character that might not be popular.
And what would be so wrong with having a character get hurt? Like..
"Sio punches Era in the face.
Era reels back and clutches at his face, screaming in agony."
What doesn't look cool to anyone is this:
"Sio punches Era in the face.
Era smirks, 'Is that all you got?'"
And don't tell me Era is a masochist, that would be better played out like..:
"Sio punches Era in the face.
Era brings a hand up to his face and sinks to his knees, laughing wildly."
No? No?!
Not that I'm an expert in the area. Sure, a high pain tolerance is totally reasonable to put in a character, but come on. Be fun sometimes, would you? No one wants to role play their character fighting with Chuck Norris. (And how dare you imitate Chuck! BAD! HISS! RESTRAININGORDERJUTSU!)
I'm going to stop ranting because this just has to be a boring read.
I swear Oppolo will probably write something far more interesting.